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U.F.OH-NO!
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Page 3
Panel 1
The spotlights emanate from a flying craft that matches our plucky pair’s earlier descriptions. They are lifted up by an abduction beam.
Betty: Yeah, they took the bait!
Panel 2
Betty and Zeeta float into the space-craft amid a beam of blue light. They are monitored by three aliens at computer panels.
Alien 1: Telepathic link established.
Alien 2: Medical assessments processing...
Alien 3: Tour and Time-Loss stations standing ready.
Panel 3
That second alien looks at the medical results in confusion.
Alien 2: Wait, I’m getting strange readings...
Panel 4
The alien starts waving their arms in the air in panic. The other aliens start reacting as Betty and Zeeta reach into their coats.
Alien 2: They’re sober! They’re clean! They’re in full control of their faculties!
Betty: You thought we were the perfect abduction candidates, but there’s one country-hick cliché you forgot...
Panel 5
Betty and Zeeta leap out of the beam of light, jump over alien furniture, pull out shotguns, shoot two of the aliens dead, and kick the third to the ground.
Betty: We’re packing!
Panel 6
Betty and Zeeta take the fallen alien hostage.
Both together: Take us to your leader!